Saturday, September 29, 2007

fuck.

i probably should have waited til i actually moved out before i tossed my mattress. ha.oh well. game on.

always,
unemployed lloyd

mundane mondays (on a saturday)


youre welcome.

always,
unemployed lloyd

more screen savers for you!!!





always,
unemployed lloyd

last night

one of the security guards (below) left his blazer behind the booth. so i tried it on.i can always use more work but have a hard time finding the right job. however, judging from the fit on this coat i think its safe to take security guard off my list of perspective jobs. damn!

always,
unemployed lloyd

btw. i was totally dancing to this song (the other good nas song) when this picture was taken.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

we have lift off.

i have a place to live. its not available until november 1rst and i have to be out of my current apt this weekend which kinda leaves me in a situation but...im up for the challenge. octobers gonna be crazy. ive already bought my halloween costume btw. it costs me a grip but it was worth it considering i havent dressed up in over 4 years. its gonna blow out the water whatever clever idea youve been sitting on. watch!game on nigga.

always,
unemployed lloyd

ps. its not jesus. thats too easy.

oprah winfrey

gotta love her.
this is almost as good as this and half as good as this.

always,
unemployed lloyd

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

so yea...


..the other night i had to host some heavily sponcered dj competition put on by a company called LVHRD. i had never heard of the company but apparently everyone else has because they managed to fill a 400 capacity space out in the middle of nowhere street and north 14th. i was asked to host four days before. i assumed id show up, talk some shit, yell at people, get paid and go home. not the case at all. i rolled in a little after 7 (late) and was immediately bombarded by a list of things to say, sponcers to mention, guidelines to follow and rules...lots of rules. i dont really have issues with talking at functions however i was scared to death. ask woody. at one point my hands were shaking. i assured the people throwing the party id be fine but to be honest i didnt pull my shit together until someone handed me a mic and told me to go. believe it or not it was awesome. jeah.this guy was awesome. i asked him where he got so much energy from and his responce was "protein bars" WOW! this was when he thought it would be funny if he danced in a box. unfortunately for him it wasnt until i screamed "hey look, theres a dick in a box!" ha. i carck myself up sometimes. some girl kept bugging me for my hat. assuming she'd take care of it, i let her wear it. it came back with cake on it. happens. all and all a great night indeed. if asked id do it again. fuck yeah LVHRD.

*more pictures here

always,
unemployed lloyd


ps. i love how i (a dj) get called to host a dj battle. wtf! its kinda like when one of my promoter friends calls and asks if i know and good dj's willing to work on saturday night. asshole.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

tears of a clown bro!

sorry for the lack of posts. im in the process of moving and havent been able to motivate on the blog. moving sucks (late breaking news). i feel like my blog has been lacking any real substance anyway and i refuse to feed you youtube clips and such so id rather not blog. i thought about not writing at all til i get my shit together but...this is a blog. shit aint all good all the time. ha. i think its kinda assholic to assume people give a shit about you anyway. are blogs the new tattoos? i hate tattoos! im sorry but the only thing worse then tattoos are the shitty reasons people get them. "oh, iv been told i have a great memory so i got this huge elephant on my head, neck and shoulder" youre kidding right??!! no matter how well you explain them you always come out sounding cornball. i would seriously be happy if you told me you got a tattoo because it looked cool. that i can do. anyway, im moving and i dont have an apt yet. im kinda stressed but i dont doubt il be fine. bare with me. my blogs might be a bit scattered for a while however il come around soon enough. with spell check hopefully...or not. JEAH!

always,
unemployed lloyd

ps. i hosted a dewars sponcered party tonight. it was awesome. i got cake in my hair.

Friday, September 21, 2007

cruise control.

everynow and then technology rears its ugly little head and actually does something good. cruising came out on dvd today. there was only a couple copies (seven) at the megastore. i bought all of them. one for home, one to keep in my computer and the others to keep on ice/christmas presents. fuck what you heard this movie rules. get involved.

always,
unemployed lloyd

crusing in the park coming soon.

thursday night.

a guy came up to me tonight at primetime when the club was finally getting good and asked me to play something slow. he said he'd finally built up the courage to ask his girlfriend to marry him and wanted everything to be right. i told him to fuck off. ha. he came back 5 minutes later and handed me a paper that read "she said yes." i grinned because not only is he making a huge mistake but im pretty sure he proposed while smack that by akon was playing in the backround. damn, i kinda feel bad now. oh well. game on.

always,
unemployed lloyd

Thursday, September 20, 2007

michna.

this is a big day for unemployed enjoyment. its not everyday you run into lance bass (actually, thats not ture). hes an unemployment enjoyment celebrity. i was completely speachless when i took this picture. i wanted to take one with him so bad but had no clue how to go about it. leave it to egg foo to grab hold of the situation say the first thing that pops in his head and walk away with this prized picture. fuck yeah egg foo.

always,
unemployed lloyd

"so your still pursuing space travel right?" - egg foo to lance bass
"absolutely!" - lance bass to egg foo

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

friday.

click on imagecome.

always,
unemployed lloyd

leave oj alone!!!

this is way better then the clip of that guy getting tasered. classic. wow. since he's been in jail accusations have been popping up everywhere of drug abuse, sex addiction and excessive partying. let me find out oj gets it poppin. ha. the dudes like 60. for some reason thats so ill to me. get your money/memorabilia oj. jeah.

always,
unemployed lloyd

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

finally...

my prayers have been answeredonly 18 hours and 30 minutes before the greatest movie of the last 30 years is finally released for the first time on dvd. theres a private screaning this saturday (ive already taken off work) on 42nd street somewhere. when i know more so will you. i plan on making an event out of watching this movie. get involved.

always,
unemployed lloyd

*best movie ever. tom agrees.

huh?

so what you mean to say is that this guy...and this guy...arent the same person?

however weathered the first guy is i seriously thought these two were the same until i was prooven otherwise this afternoon while looking up info on the skinwalkers movie. i still cant believe it. i think im calling bullshit on this one.

always,
unemployed lloyd

*miami pictures coming as soon as i find my camera.

Friday, September 14, 2007

wow

i dont know who made this but...
thank you!

always,
unemployed lloyd

ps. if its not too much to ask please send me a jpeg. i thought id lost this picture forever. again, thank you.

thanks woody.

my good friend woody bought this dvd for me on his recent trip to the motherland (asia. hes asian). its awesome. aside from the drama and theatrics what makes watching this dvd awesome is the fact that for a larger portion of the show rkelly is wearing a tshirt with a picture of himself performing on it (while performing). makes you wonder if the figure of himself on the tshirt is also wearing a tshirt of himself performing and so on and so on. its like infinty. trippy right? r kellys a fucking genius.

always,
unemployed lloyd

"either im high or...i think i just saw a dolphin" - rkelly

i still believe.

tim capello fucking rules! (actual baby picture. dont ask.)dont believe me? this was probably the first time id ever used the term "holy shit" in its proper context. i was probably 6 and didnt really know what it meant but said it anyway. watching this now i dont doubt it was just a natural gut reaction to the scene. ha. here we have tina turner singing the theme song to mad max and the thunderdome. no big deal right? thats what i thought too. anyway, you know how peoples faces get when they go sky diving? well thats how my face looked at the 1:20 minute mark when tim capello comes out of no where and takes a relatively boring video from zero to sixty in 1.2 seconds. i could literally feel the skin coming off my cheek bones and my hair being ripped from my skull. it was as if someone had shot my face with a sandblaster. it only lasts a second but aw man is it awesome. dont say i didnt warn you.

fuck yeah tim capello

i still believe

always,
unemployed lloyd

Thursday, September 13, 2007

yeah!!!

congrates to my homie bobby for going pro this week. jeah!ha. see if you cant spot spiro and tom (pvn alert!) 8 minutes in.
FUCK YEAH BOBBY WORREST!!!

always,
unemployed lloyd

*party coming soon

this friday.

for those of you who are stuck in new york. (click on image)and for those of you who arent

its a birthday bash of a weekend. get involved!

always,
unemployed lloyd

i love my friends pt.4

last time i was in maryland spiro brought it upon himself to show me a good time no matter what. hes rad like that. everytime i see him i walk away with the most amazing stories. last time we hung out i remember we were walking down the street on our way to some house party (or lack there of). i couldnt hold my piss in so while walking i whiped it out and urinated in the street. not paying attention i accidently/purposely hit spiro in the leg. i laughed. however, he didnt think it was funny and even yelled at me. i felt bad. i didnt know he would get so mad so instead of saying sorry and him being mad at me all night i told him to piss far as he could and i basically ran through the stream a couple times. yes it was gross and maybe even a bit gay. however, thats what friends do. i think. ha.

i enjoy spiro.


always,
unemployed lloyd

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

white people wednsday...

no more no war

always,
unemployed lloyd

*i dunno. seemed appropriate considering...

happy belated birthday!

sylvester.
the needy pack:
i need somebody to love tonight
i need you (dimitri edit) fixed!!!

always,
unemployed lloyd

ps. ha. come to think of it ive totally cried while listening to "i need you." its just that good to me. probably my favorite song ever. aww man. fuck a new computer im buying a rotary.

*by the way all you dj's claiming dance music all of the sudden and shitting on the rotary get the gasface. when i see you ima shit in a sock and beat you with it. fucking pussies!

*EDIT - i need you link fixed

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

p.v.n.



plunging v-necks. its an epidemic. a sickness. this city needs to be quarntined. correct me if im wrong but this is such a bad look. i bet you'll never catch nas wearing one of these.

always,
unemployed lloyd

*thanks marko

one more day miami

CONTRAPALOOZA
see what urb magazine had to say

come

always,
unemployed lloyd

*PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!!!

mundane mondays (on a tuesday)

the first in a 3 part series. already filmed. already awesome. get involved.

always,
unemployed lloyd

Sunday, September 9, 2007

bored on a bus...

with 30 minutes of power left on my lap top. so i made a deceptacon instrumental. yeah i know...lame. whatever, so is being on a bus.

LE TIGRE - DECEPTACON DFA REMIX LLOYDSKI DUB EDIT NIGGA!

always,
unemployed lloyd

*mundane mondays tomorrow.

aw man


on a scale of one to ten my little brother taps out somewhere between 100 and 200. i never ask or expect anything for my birthday so getting a million man march tshirt in the mail today was a total surprise. my brother told me to expect something in the mail so i did. however, nothing could have prepared me for this. wow. words cant express.......best belated birthday present ever!

thank you
thank you
thank you!

always,
unemployed lloyd

my brother 1
your brother 0

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Friday, September 7, 2007

fucking nas.


an aim conversation with woody.
Lydski(7:33:15 PM): phil collins is awesome
Lydski (7:33:24 PM): listening to him right now
woody (7:33:31 PM): he really is
woody (7:33:40 PM): you know that bone thugz song that samples him?
woody (7:33:44 PM): also awesome by association
Lydski (7:35:03 PM): ha. yea.
Lydski (7:35:07 PM): your right
Lydski (7:35:15 PM): one mic by nas. not so much
woody (7:35:28 PM): nas fans sweat that song tho
Lydski (7:35:45 PM): i hate that song so much
Lydski (7:35:49 PM): always have
Lydski (7:36:10 PM): im happy to say iv hated that dude for a long time
Lydski (7:36:42 PM): im gonna make a nas blows post
woody (7:36:57 PM): what about the street dreams rmx with r kelly
woody (7:37:03 PM): YOU CAN'T FRONT ON DAT!!!
Lydski (7:37:46 PM): yea. that was ok. im talking about after that
Lydski (7:38:16 PM): when he went crazy and started believing people when they said he was prolific
Lydski (7:38:27 PM): what a loser

always,
unemployed lloyd

*the last good nas song

sweeeeeeet!

i should go to sleep now.

always,
unemployed lloyd

best of both worlds week pt 3

ive got alot of rare records. alot! however, none is more cherished than this. yea, you didnt even know there was a 12 did you? ha. this is a record only someone who dj'd pre serato could appreciate. back when you were on your feet three times a week going to the labels to get records or bargining with shop owners to give up their promos. i remember how mad i used to get when i would get to a record store and the clerk would be all like "your buddy was just here. the little asian fella. cleaned us out. sorry." ha! as much as i hated it i miss it alot. i remember when i found this. aw man. i dont doubt i cried that day. jeah.

HONEY

maybe one day i'l put the instumental and radio version. or not.

always,
unemployed lloyd

*man i love this song!

new screen savers for you!!!!!!!!!!!!




yay!

always,
unemployed lloyd

my freakum drawls

so yea my boxer game is even realer then my tshirt game. is there even a boxer game? not really, but after this post there might be. what makes my boxer game so so real is that all my boxers are christmas themed. not just one or two pair, not even a couple but all of them. basically i buy boxers in bulk after the holidays at the gap when the christmas boxers are between 1 and 2 dollars. what started out as capitalizing on a good bargin turned into an all out obsession over the last 5 years. in the winter of 2003 i bought my mom a 100$ gap gift certificate for christmas. she didnt see anything she liked so i asked for the card back and told her id buy her something else instead. i never did get around to buying her anything but i did get a shit ton of boxers that year. however weird this obsession may be i think theres nothing cooler then walking around with a snowman on your ass in the middle of summer. they make great conversation starters. i dunno. correct me if im wrong but my boxers rule. all of them!

always,
unemployed lloyd

ps. true story. while living with the roc i ventured out and bought halloween boxers. unfortunately i never got to wear them because the roc being the asshole he is stole them from me. dick!

Thursday, September 6, 2007

hey look.

its me and saheer from SUPER FAMILY man i love black people!!!

always,
unemployed lloyd

ps. worth watching to atleast hear pete screaming. haha
pps. anybody got a "buy you some" by too short mp3? cant find mine.

best of both worlds week pt 2

you didnt think "THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS" was all about jet ski's, south beach and fur coats did you? ha. i feel bad for you.

THE STREETS

always,
unemployed lloyd

dude!

just another awesome notch in the awesomeness belt of an already awesome song. awesome!

always,
unemployed lloyd

afterhours alert!!!!

EVISU & COAT OF ARMS PRESENT.
THE SQUEEZE
SATURDAY SEPT 8TH 11-DAWN
SUPERFAMILY & SPECIAL GUEST BUMROCKS
$7 = ALL YOU CAN DRINK
81 CLINTON ST BTWN RIVINGTON & DELANCY

thats right. super family is back this saturday. you can drink as much as you like and stay out as long as you want. we're going late for fashion week. come.

always,
unemployed lloyd

oh, and for those of you who never read the book or missed the tv special played some years back the "Pump up the volume" documentary is online. review for some this documentary sheds light on the history of house music. from its humble beginnings to its progression and different mutations. the first person accounts of the beginning still give me chills. recommended. get involved.

PUMP UP THE VOLUME: THE HISTORY OF HOUSE
PART ONE
PART TWO
PART THREE

quik tip pt 2

are you in a situation where youre not sure if someone is checking you out and/or staring at you? yawn! if they yawn too its safe to say theyre checking you out. if they dont its probably because they read this blog. try it. if they yawn back call them out on it. i do. its a good ice breaker. jeah!

always,
unemployed lloyd

ps. my dad taught me this. thanks dad

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

whats better then white people wednsday?

"best of both worlds week" where everyday until next wed i put a different mp3 from one of the best albums of the last 15 years. jeah!

BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

always,
unemployed lloyd

fyi

you can have a great heart, read books, have a great personality, wash, be educated, rich, good looking, have a big house, serious asshole issues or even eat a mean pussy. however, the way to a girls "heart" is with a tandem bike. i was forced to ride my roomates when the back wheel on my bike was stolen a couple weeks ago. i'll just say plans change when im on the tandem. theres nothing better then riding through the city with some girl you just met while bystanders turn green with envy wishing they had what we have. chemistry? not really... a tandem bike.
who wants a ride? no f.g's please.

always,
unemployed lloyd

*actually, the only downfall was having to take it home on the train at 4am one night after gettng a flat. that kinda sucked. otherwise id advise you get involved.

jump start mark.

watched shooter for the first time last night.i hate to say it but i kinda liked it. im so not mad at this movie or anything (aside from the entourage) that mark wahlberg has ever done. even his bad movies are still pretty great. this coming from someone saw this movie because this movie was sold out. ha. regaurdless, mark is flawless. after watching shooter i youtube'd the trailer for the fuck of it. the first 30 seconds play out like brokeback mountain. kinda funny.go see this movie...or not actually.

always,
unemployed lloyd

speaking of unintentional gayness. ive tried once but see if you cant count the amount of homosexual references in this tribe called quest song. theres alot.

*thanks moe choi

bored @ woodys

the explanation

the song

always,
unemployed lloyd

Monday, September 3, 2007

mundane mondays vs west indian day parade.

my birthday yesterday at the yard? awesome!today hungover at home with a parade going full blast outside my window...not so much.this really really sucks. all i wanna do is sleep but its so fucking loud in my apt. i watched tv with headphones on today. its like there's a live soca band in my fucking kitchen its so loud. man i hate soca! im all for everyone having there good time but why is it the good time always has to come at the expense of my hangovers. this is too funny right now. oh well. party on.

always,
unemployed lloyd

*seriously though. i feel like im being punk'd right now. haha. i get it. now stop. please.