Thursday, January 21, 2010

Im back forreal this time.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Monday, August 11, 2008

the funky drummer (only asian)

found this while serching drum machine clips on youtube.enjoy

unemployed lloyd
(trying to win back your approval one post at a time)

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

best commercial ever.

im almost feel inclined to call my father.


Wednesday, July 16, 2008

like, forreal?

i guess black people arent the only ones allowed to use the N word anymore.


Friday, July 11, 2008

what have i been up to?

everything and anything.
from not blogging to working on music.
djing when i can.
being lazy.
hanging in LA with mike b, jemz, tk, juli, reza, eli, jonny and omar.
enjoying the summer.
not really fucking with will smith anymore after watching hancock
trying to motivate this blog.
scoring the highest of my peers on a sitc trivia game
not being single
loosing my phone and credit (debit) card at the same time (shambles!)
washing regularly (almost)
not partying as much. (nore drinking)
getting my first grey hair
never ever ever smoking salvia again
not being on the internet as much
loosing ebay after ebay account for not paying on time.
and enjoying the year.

pics from LA

of me...
in one of the 2 shirts i brought for a two week stay.
(pics via &

unemployed lloyd

*short term goal # 1
blog again..fore it was this time last year when i began blogging. why not start up again.

*short term goal # 2
re feug shui my blog...its ugly a fuck. my neglect is to blame.

*short term goal # 3
been recording my live sets via tape recorder (not kidding) as soon as i convert them il put them up

*short term goal #4
enjoying july...

by the way july is my own official "let yourself go" month. this is what i looked like last july.

join me in the fight!!!

love you all....

Monday, June 9, 2008


like the new layout?
yea, me niether.
either way im still not blogging.
not today atleast.
maybe tomorrow.


*this is totally a false alarm

Monday, March 17, 2008

when youre done celebrating st patricks day...

come holler at me.

unemployed lloyd

Friday, March 14, 2008

cub love.

Bears Trailer
more boys.

unemployed lloyd

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

march 19

pre miami madness. maybe il blog about it. maybe not.

keep waiting.

unemployed lloyd

*more flyers to come

Friday, March 7, 2008

you fuckers got fat while i was away.

wait for it.

unemployed lloyd

Monday, February 11, 2008


location to be announced.

unemployed lloyd

Saturday, February 2, 2008


"good clothes open many doors. go shopping."

what the fuck man! who ever made this fortune cookie is a dick. i appreciate the fact that its a lot less vague then most fortunes however, i dont appreciate being told to step my gear game up by a cookie. if i wanted to be judged id pick up when my father calls. wtf dude! i dont need a fortune cookie to tell me i need new clothes. i already know i need new clothes!


unemployed lloyd

*on a side note i totally picked up and kept a sweater i found on the ground outside of 205 minutes before getting said cookie. ive since tossed it.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

clips and clips and clips and clips

having the sence of humor of a 12 year old rules sometimes.

get involved.

unemployed lloyd

fig bun

Big Fun 2 (MLK) from Woods on Vimeo.
special thanks to everyone who came out and made mlk weekend a blast. mad decent for being awesome, pase for being such a gracious host, andy for being roctakon, woody for filiming, kevin for breakfast, meanred and 205 for having us and jenny for letting my friends in.

our next romp will be in LA. more on that later.

unemployed lloyd

Sunday, January 27, 2008


unemployed lloyd

Saturday, January 26, 2008


long time guys. sorry for the lack of posts. i havent been in a blogging mood as of late but that doesnt mean things arent in the works. so much planning from trips to partys, tv shows, mix cds and my newest venture (jumping accross the gowanus river on a bike this summer)! cant say when il be writing again but stay tuned anyway. love you all.

stay black,
unemployed lloyd

Friday, January 18, 2008

brush it to the limit

if i could have anything in the world it would be...a toothbrush that plays this song when you use it.

life just got a bit better

unemployed lloyd

via johnny boy

Thursday, January 17, 2008

theres a reacurring theme today

unemployed lloyd

*via robert in san francisco

correct me if im wrong but..



unemployed lloyd

Tuesday, January 15, 2008


you havent made it until dj homicide from sugar ray has replaced his face with a picture of your flyer.

correct me if im wrong.

unemployed lloyd

*come sunday youre either in or youre out.

Friday, January 11, 2008

heads up

about the party i mentioned earlier. well, it comes to fruition on the 20th. get involved.

unemployed lloyd

ps. sorry for not posting more. i suck.

Monday, January 7, 2008


Big Fun from Woods on Vimeo.

clear you calendars cause we're doing it again mlk weekend. ONLY BIGGER!

maximum involvement required.

unemployed lloyd

Saturday, January 5, 2008

sex in the city (kinda) pt 2

so i finally saw "Gay sex in the 70's," and it was suprisingly very good. great even. ive watched it twice. i found it at blockbuster of all places in the previously viewed section. whats funny is when you buy something at blockbuster they take your purchase and leave it by the door instead of handing it too you. i got a call while exiting and ended up spacing out and leaving my movies behind. i didnt realize what i had done until i was around the corner buying snacks and felt kinda light. so i walk back to the blockbuster and try to open the exit door but cant because theres no handle. one of the guys at the front desk (a dread) spots me and comes over. i point to the stack of videos ("gay sex in the 70's" on top), he grabs them, glances at the half naked man and title on the cover and hands them to me with a look of discust on his face. i wanted to throw some sort of "im a student doing research" excuse at him but it probably wounldnt have mattered. so, i laughed and went home. ha.

again, a really good documentary. alot of first person accounts, vintage adds, stills, comercials and footage from a time forgot. get involved!!!!
so ill

unemployed lloyd

blu diamond philips

happy birthday jemz

unemployed lloyd

"if pushing it to the limit was a game the winner would be the person who dies first" - my father

Friday, December 28, 2007

grimey james(hymie) is having a birthday.

click for bigger image.

and everybodys coming. push it the limit miami chapter as well as new york, LA and the london chapter whom i havent met yet. things will be broken, tvs will be thrown and limits will be pushed. get involved. dont say i didnt warn you. come.

next thursday.

but not before.

saturday night.

unemployed lloyd

rest in peace james brown.

(not james brown)

i was gonna do a james brown post but had no internet on christmas. anyway, hes dead. for like a year now. growing up this song got alot of burn at my house. i really like this song.

james brown-im satisfied [re edit]

unemployed lloyd

Wednesday, December 26, 2007


so my internet is out again. i would venture over to my nieghbor sahrifs house again but hes away on vacation. its gotten so bad last night i sat on his stoop stealing his internet at 3 in the morning so i could answser emails and myspace messages. unfortunately i couldnt bring myself to blog there too because my fingures were getting cold. anyway, be right back.

merry christmas


Friday, December 21, 2007


i cant remember the last time i had so much fun. lost my wallet tonight which means until i get a new id and credit card this 150 dollars is all i have to live with. i should be mad but im so not. tonight was too great so leave on a sore note. thanks to everyone who came out. if i could hug you all i would with both arms and legs. bug fun is my muse, my long term goal and a good excuse to see my friends. if you missed this one dont worry there will be others. when? im not sure but when i find out youll be the first to know. come and say you were there in the beginning. ha. thank you thank you thank you. for with out you it would be physically impossible to have the the biggest fun. im getting misty eyed just thinking about it. fuck yeah new york. i know im not alone when i say this but 08 is gonna be huge and by huge i mean really really really huge! youre either in or out next year. get involved. yay!

unemployed lloyd

pics and video coming soon.

ps. house warming/christmas party at the crib tonight (friday). get at me only if you know me. im whipping out the fog machine and lights for this one. letssss goooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Thursday, December 20, 2007


so ive got a bunch of sound effect mp3's on my itunes. my plan was to compile what i had and make a cd for tonight. unfortunately i was thrown off guard when i stumbled upon some of andy/roctakons old drops. i think stretch made them. so good.

merry christmas

see you tonight. jeah

unemployed lloyd

last night.

i did a christmas party for some company. was kind of whatever but me and thier office black guy kicked it mad hard. he went on and on about how he hated white people and how i shouldnt sell out like he has. same shit.

however, fast forward an hour later youll find him doing the superman dance while his coworkers circle around him cheering him on....CLASSIC!!

i think his name was kevin. how do i know? because his coworkers were screaming "go kevin" over and over while he was dancing.

unemployed lloyd

ps. come to think of it i was the office black guy at turntable lab up until blu jemz came along. how bout that.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

i feel used will

i alert the public that youve got a new movie coming out and it grosses just over 70 million dollars in its openning weekend. i go to see it last night (with my own money) and find out the movie is total shit. damn will, why didnt you call and tell me this the movie was gonna be shit? thats what the red phone in your house is for. the lloyd line, remember?

unemployed lloyd

Saturday, December 15, 2007


christmas style.

hope to see you all there.

unemployed lloyd

the airport is such an enabler.

get there on time and have to wait in lines for what seems like hours only to get to your terminal on time and have to wait some more.

get there late and be escorted to the front of the security line then rushed to your terminal where the plane, passengers and crew will be waiting for you. why? because the lady at the ticket counter made them. Ha!

unemployed lloyd

live from miami.

considering its like 20 degrees in new york right now (-5 on a bike) im so not mad at miami right now. the weather peaked at 83 degrees today. someone mentioned there was a cold front coming through on monday. i asked how cold and someone replied 53. i chuckled. i was gonna catch an early flight today for no reason what so ever. im glad i didnt. because if i had left...i wouldnt have signed my first autograph.
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lost my legsate the most amazing burger
touched a dead or alive 12" (bon jovi)made plans to hang out
beat contra at connect four (hes good)
and hung out with some of the better people ive met in some time.

xavier too.

yay miami. im so not mad at today.

unemployed lloyd

Friday, December 14, 2007

dear lord!!!

merry christmas

unemployed lloyd

better late then never.

two days in miami.

i think its funny that i waited to make a post about my last trip to miami while documenting my current one. however, my last trip was too good not to write about so fuck it. besides, everyone ive run into has been asking about it since i landed. game on.this is jake jefferson (above). it was his and pres's birthday and for it he flew me down to "host" a sweater/birthday party. it was the re opening of their poplife party at a new club downtown called the white room. if you get a chance and jessy. shes rad.
malibu. he can shoot lazers from his palms.
i asked to borrow this guys wig so i could pretend to be the guy from last nights party. he wasnt having it. it was clearly his thunder. he probably thought id steal it.
pres doing it the only way he knows how. BIG!in miami it doesnt stop when the lights go out, the bottles get wrapped and the gate goes down. after parties are a must here. everyone in my crew was going on and on about how contra was staying in a warehouse by the ft laudedale airport and about how the night before i arrived they all hung out there and shot gunned beers everytime a plane flew over. i thought they were lying so i was like fuck it, lets go there. it turns out they were lying. it wasnt a warehouse by the airport but a storage unit by the airport instead. probably the most derelict situation ive ever been in. not kidding. i passed out about 30 minutes into being there. probably from having too much fun. ha.
i was the first up which is something i cant remember ever happening. this is what i saw.
sid (on concrete floor)
contra (whom i watched mo money with that afternoon while verone else slept)benington
and matt cash who went missing at first. we looked for him for an hour assuming hed taken beningtons car and bounced. he hadnt. ive never seen someone look more uncomfortable. not to mention the scorching sun and planes flying overhead. ouch.the next night i found myself at the most depressing karaoke bar ever. my friend ryan told me he was going to some karaoke party a friend of his was throwing. i had no plans to sing but im always down to check stuff out. i was pretty fired up when i got there. not so much when we left tho. it wasnt the singing or the sappy songs but more or less the enviornment and this guy above. this guy reaked of despiration. it was so sad to watch.damn. 15 more minutes and i would have wanted to kill myself. so we left, headed back to purty lounge and eventually to the storage unit by the airport again. yay.

more to come.

unemployed lloyd