IM BAAACK!!!

always,
lloydski

now go!

the funky drummer (only asian)

found this while serching drum machine clips on youtube.enjoy

always,
unemployed lloyd
(trying to win back your approval one post at a time)

best commercial ever.

awww.
im almost feel inclined to call my father.
almost!

later

like, forreal?

i guess black people arent the only ones allowed to use the N word anymore.

always

what have i been up to?

everything and anything.
from not blogging to working on music.
djing when i can.
being lazy.
traveling.
hanging in LA with mike b, jemz, tk, juli, reza, eli, jonny and omar.
bbq's
enjoying the summer.
not really fucking with will smith anymore after watching hancock
trying to motivate this blog.
scoring the highest of my peers on a sitc trivia game
not being single
loosing my phone and credit (debit) card at the same time (shambles!)
washing regularly (almost)
not partying as much. (nore drinking)
getting my first grey hair
never ever ever smoking salvia again
not being on the internet as much
loosing ebay after ebay account for not paying on time.
and enjoying the year.

pics from LA









of me...
in one of the 2 shirts i brought for a two week stay.
(pics via thearabparrot.com & glenjamn.com)

always,
unemployed lloyd


*short term goal # 1
blog again..fore it was this time last year when i began blogging. why not start up again.

*short term goal # 2
re feug shui my blog...its ugly a fuck. my neglect is to blame.

*short term goal # 3
been recording my live sets via tape recorder (not kidding) as soon as i convert them il put them up

*short term goal #4
enjoying july...

by the way july is my own official "let yourself go" month. this is what i looked like last july.

join me in the fight!!!

love you all....

howdy.

like the new layout?
yea, me niether.
either way im still not blogging.
not today atleast.
maybe tomorrow.

always.

*this is totally a false alarm

when youre done celebrating st patricks day...

come holler at me.

always,
unemployed lloyd

cub love.

Bears Trailer
more boys.


always,
unemployed lloyd

march 19

pre miami madness. maybe il blog about it. maybe not.

keep waiting.

always,
unemployed lloyd

*more flyers to come

you fuckers got fat while i was away.

wait for it.

always,
unemployed lloyd

la

location to be announced.
come.

always,
unemployed lloyd

huh.

"good clothes open many doors. go shopping."

what the fuck man! who ever made this fortune cookie is a dick. i appreciate the fact that its a lot less vague then most fortunes however, i dont appreciate being told to step my gear game up by a cookie. if i wanted to be judged id pick up when my father calls. wtf dude! i dont need a fortune cookie to tell me i need new clothes. i already know i need new clothes!

unfuckingbelievable!

always,
unemployed lloyd

*on a side note i totally picked up and kept a sweater i found on the ground outside of 205 minutes before getting said cookie. ive since tossed it.

clips and clips and clips and clips

having the sence of humor of a 12 year old rules sometimes.

get involved.

always,
unemployed lloyd

fig bun

Big Fun 2 (MLK) from Woods on Vimeo.
special thanks to everyone who came out and made mlk weekend a blast. mad decent for being awesome, pase for being such a gracious host, andy for being roctakon, woody for filiming, kevin for breakfast, meanred and 205 for having us and jenny for letting my friends in.

our next romp will be in LA. more on that later.

always,
unemployed lloyd

grrrr.

always,
unemployed lloyd

hey

long time guys. sorry for the lack of posts. i havent been in a blogging mood as of late but that doesnt mean things arent in the works. so much planning from trips to partys, tv shows, mix cds and my newest venture (jumping accross the gowanus river on a bike this summer)! cant say when il be writing again but stay tuned anyway. love you all.

stay black,
unemployed lloyd

brush it to the limit

if i could have anything in the world it would be...a toothbrush that plays this song when you use it.

life just got a bit better

always,
unemployed lloyd

via johnny boy

theres a reacurring theme today

always,
unemployed lloyd

*via robert in san francisco

correct me if im wrong but..

BIG FUN IS KILLING THE FLYER GAME THIS YEAR.

JEAH.

always,
unemployed lloyd

jeah!

you havent made it until dj homicide from sugar ray has replaced his face with a picture of your flyer.

correct me if im wrong.

always,
unemployed lloyd

*come sunday youre either in or youre out.

heads up

about the party i mentioned earlier. well, it comes to fruition on the 20th. get involved.

always,
unemployed lloyd

ps. sorry for not posting more. i suck.

WOW!

Big Fun from Woods on Vimeo.

clear you calendars cause we're doing it again mlk weekend. ONLY BIGGER!

maximum involvement required.

always,
unemployed lloyd

sex in the city (kinda) pt 2

so i finally saw "Gay sex in the 70's," and it was suprisingly very good. great even. ive watched it twice. i found it at blockbuster of all places in the previously viewed section. whats funny is when you buy something at blockbuster they take your purchase and leave it by the door instead of handing it too you. i got a call while exiting and ended up spacing out and leaving my movies behind. i didnt realize what i had done until i was around the corner buying snacks and felt kinda light. so i walk back to the blockbuster and try to open the exit door but cant because theres no handle. one of the guys at the front desk (a dread) spots me and comes over. i point to the stack of videos ("gay sex in the 70's" on top), he grabs them, glances at the half naked man and title on the cover and hands them to me with a look of discust on his face. i wanted to throw some sort of "im a student doing research" excuse at him but it probably wounldnt have mattered. so, i laughed and went home. ha.

again, a really good documentary. alot of first person accounts, vintage adds, stills, comercials and footage from a time forgot. get involved!!!!
so ill

always,
unemployed lloyd

blu diamond philips

happy birthday jemz

always,
unemployed lloyd

"if pushing it to the limit was a game the winner would be the person who dies first" - my father

grimey james(hymie) is having a birthday.

click for bigger image.

and everybodys coming. push it the limit miami chapter as well as new york, LA and the london chapter whom i havent met yet. things will be broken, tvs will be thrown and limits will be pushed. get involved. dont say i didnt warn you. come.

next thursday.

but not before.

saturday night.

always,
unemployed lloyd

rest in peace james brown.

(not james brown)

i was gonna do a james brown post but had no internet on christmas. anyway, hes dead. for like a year now. growing up this song got alot of burn at my house. i really like this song.

james brown-im satisfied [re edit]

always,
unemployed lloyd

dammit.

so my internet is out again. i would venture over to my nieghbor sahrifs house again but hes away on vacation. its gotten so bad last night i sat on his stoop stealing his internet at 3 in the morning so i could answser emails and myspace messages. unfortunately i couldnt bring myself to blog there too because my fingures were getting cold. anyway, be right back.

merry christmas

always,
lloyd

damn.

i cant remember the last time i had so much fun. lost my wallet tonight which means until i get a new id and credit card this 150 dollars is all i have to live with. i should be mad but im so not. tonight was too great so leave on a sore note. thanks to everyone who came out. if i could hug you all i would with both arms and legs. bug fun is my muse, my long term goal and a good excuse to see my friends. if you missed this one dont worry there will be others. when? im not sure but when i find out youll be the first to know. come and say you were there in the beginning. ha. thank you thank you thank you. for with out you it would be physically impossible to have the the biggest fun. im getting misty eyed just thinking about it. fuck yeah new york. i know im not alone when i say this but 08 is gonna be huge and by huge i mean really really really huge! youre either in or out next year. get involved. yay!

always,
unemployed lloyd

pics and video coming soon.

ps. house warming/christmas party at the crib tonight (friday). get at me djlloydski@gmail.com...but only if you know me. im whipping out the fog machine and lights for this one. letssss goooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

tonight.

so ive got a bunch of sound effect mp3's on my itunes. my plan was to compile what i had and make a cd for tonight. unfortunately i was thrown off guard when i stumbled upon some of andy/roctakons old drops. i think stretch made them. so good.

merry christmas

see you tonight. jeah

always,
unemployed lloyd

last night.

i did a christmas party for some company. was kind of whatever but me and thier office black guy kicked it mad hard. he went on and on about how he hated white people and how i shouldnt sell out like he has. same shit.

however, fast forward an hour later youll find him doing the superman dance while his coworkers circle around him cheering him on....CLASSIC!!

i think his name was kevin. how do i know? because his coworkers were screaming "go kevin" over and over while he was dancing.

always,
unemployed lloyd

ps. come to think of it i was the office black guy at turntable lab up until blu jemz came along. how bout that.

i feel used will

i alert the public that youve got a new movie coming out and it grosses just over 70 million dollars in its openning weekend. i go to see it last night (with my own money) and find out the movie is total shit. damn will, why didnt you call and tell me this the movie was gonna be shit? thats what the red phone in your house is for. the lloyd line, remember?

always,
unemployed lloyd

THE BIGGEST FUN.

christmas style.

hope to see you all there.

always,
unemployed lloyd

the airport is such an enabler.

get there on time and have to wait in lines for what seems like hours only to get to your terminal on time and have to wait some more.

get there late and be escorted to the front of the security line then rushed to your terminal where the plane, passengers and crew will be waiting for you. why? because the lady at the ticket counter made them. Ha!

always,
unemployed lloyd

live from miami.

considering its like 20 degrees in new york right now (-5 on a bike) im so not mad at miami right now. the weather peaked at 83 degrees today. someone mentioned there was a cold front coming through on monday. i asked how cold and someone replied 53. i chuckled. i was gonna catch an early flight today for no reason what so ever. im glad i didnt. because if i had left...i wouldnt have signed my first autograph.

lost my legsate the most amazing burger
touched a dead or alive 12" (bon jovi)made plans to hang out
beat contra at connect four (hes good)
and hung out with some of the better people ive met in some time.


xavier too.

yay miami. im so not mad at today.

always,
unemployed lloyd

dear lord!!!

merry christmas

always,
unemployed lloyd

better late then never.

two days in miami.

i think its funny that i waited to make a post about my last trip to miami while documenting my current one. however, my last trip was too good not to write about so fuck it. besides, everyone ive run into has been asking about it since i landed. game on.this is jake jefferson (above). it was his and pres's birthday and for it he flew me down to "host" a sweater/birthday party. it was the re opening of their poplife party at a new club downtown called the white room. if you get a chance go.induce.me and jessy. shes rad.
malibu. he can shoot lazers from his palms.
i asked to borrow this guys wig so i could pretend to be the guy from last nights party. he wasnt having it. it was clearly his thunder. he probably thought id steal it.
pres doing it the only way he knows how. BIG!in miami it doesnt stop when the lights go out, the bottles get wrapped and the gate goes down. after parties are a must here. everyone in my crew was going on and on about how contra was staying in a warehouse by the ft laudedale airport and about how the night before i arrived they all hung out there and shot gunned beers everytime a plane flew over. i thought they were lying so i was like fuck it, lets go there. it turns out they were lying. it wasnt a warehouse by the airport but a storage unit by the airport instead. probably the most derelict situation ive ever been in. not kidding. i passed out about 30 minutes into being there. probably from having too much fun. ha.
i was the first up which is something i cant remember ever happening. this is what i saw.
jake.
sid (on concrete floor)
contra (whom i watched mo money with that afternoon while verone else slept)benington
and matt cash who went missing at first. we looked for him for an hour assuming hed taken beningtons car and bounced. he hadnt. ive never seen someone look more uncomfortable. not to mention the scorching sun and planes flying overhead. ouch.the next night i found myself at the most depressing karaoke bar ever. my friend ryan told me he was going to some karaoke party a friend of his was throwing. i had no plans to sing but im always down to check stuff out. i was pretty fired up when i got there. not so much when we left tho. it wasnt the singing or the sappy songs but more or less the enviornment and this guy above. this guy reaked of despiration. it was so sad to watch.damn. 15 more minutes and i would have wanted to kill myself. so we left, headed back to purty lounge and eventually to the storage unit by the airport again. yay.

more to come.

always,
unemployed lloyd

my internet is out again.

i told myself i wouldnt leave my apt to blog but my internet like alot of peoples in brooklyn is out right now so im blogging from my neighbors house. sharif (my neighbor/friend) is rad. hes a computer programer who works long hours at home so its always my pleasure to stop by and lie about all the pussy i get. im over here eating dumplings, drinking his roomates wine and blogging. it kinda rules over here. i just deaded my flask so i might do a refill while im here too. now that i think of if its so much better blogging here then at my house. jeah.
an apporpriate song. arent you glad im back?

turntable orchestra-youre gonna miss me when im gone

always,
unemployed lloyd

"lets roll past this open bar at the bowery. i wanna fill up my flask"-unemployed lloyd

i like will smith.

ALOT. probably almost as much as you think you hate him. get over yourselves. will kills it. i dare you to say hitch wasnt the best movie youve seen in a long time. the man is flawless, graceful and everything i hope to be. hes gotta a new movie coming out. go see it. i know i will (no pun intended).

always,
unemployed lloyd

you can live through anything if magic made it.

i just realized what the line in kanye's "cant tell me nothing" was referring to. at first i thought he was referencing real magic which left me a bit confused and made m augh alittle. anyway, this was the poster that set the light bulb off. it was definitely one of those "hey, wait a minute!" moments. the line is kinda true when you think about it. he is kinda killing it still. more then a decade of hits!!!me riding the whopper express. there was a 13 whopper for 13 dollar deal in miami that night. contra ate 7. me 6. 13 for 13 baby!

always,
unemployed lloyd

my new room.

im having a house warming/christmas party at my apt on the 21rst. you can come but only if you know me. like, really know me. get at me.

always,
unemployed lloyd

monday fun.

so last monday night after having a drink at sway blu jemz and we decide to walk instead of cab to 205. so we're chatting it up and talking shit per usual when at not even 10 minutes into the walk jemz spots a poster on the wall and yells "yo, is that my cousin?!". at first glance i im like no. i mean why would it be? the closer i get the more i realize its totally a wheat pasted poster of jemz's cousin and once it dawns on me i die laughing. so random. i was laughing to hard i couldnt keep the camera still to take a picture. i had to tape it instead. trust me, if you new his cousin you'd be laughing too. so random. almost as random as walking into 205 and this being the first thing i see. this guy standing on the bar singing word up by cameo, ha.push it to the limit.

always,
unemployed lloyd

if blu jemz is the army...

TK IS THE NAVY.

always,
unemployed lloyd

"welcome to the terry dome" - blu jemz

myspace really is the worst.

it really is. however, unless my top 16 decides to move to facebook with me my anchor stays down.


always,
unemployed lloyd

speaking of maimi.

because i havent had internet in some time ive been unable to put up the pictures from the last time i was there. im in the process of uploading now and plan to put up a proper post in the next day or two. it was a fun trip. all the homies showed up and half of them had birthdays while i was in town. i "hosted" the poplife party at the white room which went off. it was achristmas themed sweater party contest and of corse being miami only a handful of people actually came in sweaters. this is what mine looked like.
more pictures coming. including a storage unit by the airport and the most depressing karaoke ever.

always,
unemployed lloyd

thursday miami.

this time it wont matter if i loose my voice and come off sounding like a pre teen all weekend cause im djing this time. get envolved miami.

always,
unemployed lloyd

with the world falling apart around us..

its always nice to know im still really handsome. no one said having the face of an angel would be easy. however, im up for the challenge. put me on.

always,
unemployed lloyd

sex in the city (kinda)

always,
unemployed lloyd

BUY IT NOW!

WEST ENDING.

rip mel cheren

TONY HUMPHRIES WEST END MASTER MIX SIDE A
TONY HUMPHRIES WEST END MASTER MIX SIDE B

always,
unemployed lloyd

track list here.

da megalodon

this is why im content with not knowing how to swim.

always,
unemployed lloyd

im back.

atleast for today(i think). appologies for the hiatus. i could have gone to an internet cafe or library to blog but blogging's bad enough. leaveing your house to do it is like a double whammy. so yea, im gonna try to knock out a couple posts today while my internets alive.

NERD ALERT!!!
i always wondered how dj's and producers used to re edit and remix songs back in the day using reel to reels. i assumed it went something like this but couldnt quite rap my head around the idea until i saw this clip. wow. take that abelton.

always,
unemployed lloyd

brb.

my internets been been off for the past couple days. sucks because ive taken lots of pictures over the last week. anyway, im gonna work out the kinks and get back to you all shortly. pinky swear !!!

always,
unemployed lloyd

ps. this pic is for all the people who thought i was lying when i said i worked for the CIA in the navy yard a couple weeks back,

question.

why is the breakdown at the end of justin timberlake's love stoned like the most amazing thing to happen to modern music in the last 30 years? correct me if im wrong but its kinda awesome. tiesto thinks so too. so much he had to make it his. fuck yea tiesto.

always,
unemployed lloyd

tiesto feat justin timberlake - lovestoned remix

late breaking news.

im not one to gossip but my male escort friend bon polo gave me some info worth sharring. i cant disclose specifics out of respect for the parties involved but i will say this much. youre gonna hear alot from trent lott in the next couple weeks. mark my words.

always,
unemployed lloyd

yes fucking way.

snoop dogg - sexual seduction (eruption?)

always,
unemployed lloyd

full video HERE

saturday miami.

come.

always,
unemployed lloyd

the last days.

i think my computers gonna die tonight. its like 80 years old in laptop years. i cant even answer my myspace messages without it shutting off. for those of you who instant message me, you know the deal. ha. you think my spellings bad right? well, theres a reason for that. my computer cant handle spell check. it flips out and re-boots when i apply it. i feel like tonight is that night. light candles, say a prayer, donate even. just dont let me be without a computer. i need my it. see. its all i have. goodnight i can do. goodbye makes me teary eyed.

always,
unemployed lloyd

jesse saunders - on & on

shout outs to dan, doug, alex, josh and benington tonight. jeah

getting awesome pt 2

just went online and bought a new (as in my old one broke) siren for my room. its an upgrade from my last one which means its should be louder (think 205). it was fairly cheap considering how hardbody it is. if i was you id cop one. they make for great sound effects when practicing and/or relaxing in your room. im not the greatest with wiring electronics however attaching it to my alarm clock doesnt seem that out of the questions. im getting awesome this year.

always,
unemployed lloyd

happy saturday the 24th

always,
unemployed lloyd

ps. if some sends you a link to the bme pain olympics clip dont watch it. it supposed to be the new two girls one cup. its not tho. its far worst.

getting awesome.

fuck what you heard. winter is the new summer and i havent a single bad thing to say about my game right now. im definitely having the most fun. for those that know me im full of shit again so watch out. matter fact the only difference between my game right now and a bucket of bullshit is a bucket. you wanna hate me but you cant cause you love me too much. i understand, i cant help what ive become. i left the crib with no money tonight and came home with 5 dollars and a stomach full of alcohol. i got awesome. at one point i picked up my jacket while talking to a girl and pennies fell out. what might have stopped you dead in your tracks wasnt even a small speed bump on the back road to the danger zone. come get awesome with me if anything to keep warm. you can come to my crib and i can show you how i live. fuck it, i was told not to leak it but i even got sex tape coming out. heres the preview. oh, and i even found a new camera i can lose. jeah.

her: why should i come over? give me one good reason.
me: think of it as an invesment. let me protect you.
her: from what?
me: terrorists

always,
unemployed lloyd

happy hanksgiving...

from unemployment enjoyment.

love,
unemployed lloyd

the greatest mashup that never was...

so around the height of all the mashness (2002 - 2004?) i was working at the lab with the woodman. during this time we'd throw lame brain mash up ideas back and fourth to break up the monotony of our jobs. all pretty shitty with exception of this one that i was reminded of while shelving my records today. basically, im not sure who came up with it (id like to say it was me), but it involved mashing  eric claptons "tears in heaven"(a song about his dead son) with baby's "what happened to that boy". however mean the fact that eric claptons son fell out of a building and the corus to "what happened.." references birds chirping and has the phrase "what happened to that boy" almost leads me to believe baby may have had eric clapton's song in mind when he made his anyway. woody and i were simply finishing what had been started. we got as far putting the inst to "what happened.." over "tears.."(which i have on 12") only to find out the different bpm's made it impossible. oh well. it was still way better then anything you ever thought of. correct me if im wrong.

always,
unemployed lloyd

speaking of eric clapton. did you know theres a promo 12" of "cocaine" on white vinyl? pretty awesome right. ive got 2.

fuck me.

remember that camera i lost and got back? well while riding on the manhattan bridge it fell out of my pocket and into the east river. yea, i know. jamal from super family said i could use his. i responded by saying, "why, so i can loose yours too?" so much for karma. maybe il get lucky, it'll wash up to shore in fully working condition, someone will recognize my face from the pics and run into me in the street again. or not. ha. anyway, game on. im gonna see if i cant pull a camera out of my ass for thanksgiving. im eating dinner in koreatown. should be petty interesting.

always,
unemployed lloyd

moving weight

TWO TONS OF FUN - I GOT THE FEELING DICKY TERREL EDIT

always,
unemployed lloyd

*so good

re:cap of the re:up party

in my opinion the best picture of the night.bet you cant tell whos tripping on mushrooms...

more pictures from friday

always,
unemployd lloyd

speaking of mushrooms, ive told this story a million times but it still makes me laugh. so the first time i did mushrooms i was in memphis with my friend lucy (shes rad). anyway, im at the hieght of my high and were walking through a field to get her house. the field clearly hadnt been taken care of so the deeper we walk the longer the grass gets. this isnt a big deal but because im shrooming i freak out, stop, back up and have to walk around the field because i manage to convince myself im shrinking when in actuality the grass is just getting taller. ha. not my best stuff, i know. still awesome tho.

ps. if re:up throws a party. go.

DUDE!!

youre supposed to commit suicide after the terrorist attack. theres no point in doing it before. thats like 101. everybody knows that.

always,
unemployed lloyd

quik question?

ever been torn between who sodas so you press the both buttons at the same time letting the machine make the decision for you only to end up bummed with the choice it makes?

no?
nevermind then.

always,
unemployed lloyd

fingers inc is better then you

yea, you too!

FINGERS INC - A PATH

always,
unemployed lloyd

2 things.

first off. if youve got any extra orgins, donate them. i did and in return im getting my camera back tomorrow. remember the one i lost? well, whom ever found it must have went through the pictures because i was recognized in the street not to long ago. a young lady came up to me and said her friend has my camera. i asked how she new it was mine and she replied by saying either its your camera or someone likes to take a shit ton of pictures of you. ha. anyway, she gave me the number of the guy who found it and tomorrow if all goes well i'll get my camera back. having great karma rules.

second. i never thought id say this but ive got a job working for the CIA (kinda). its temp and its in the navy yard which is pretty cool because not only is it 4 blocks away from my apt but i now have an ID that allows me to go into the navy yard when ever i want with guests even. whos up for an adventure? basically my friend paul called me last week and said he needed help at his job. i figured if he's calling me for help then he must really need it. so im helping. it only last the week so rest assure i'll be unemployed again in no time. more on my new job when i get my camera. its pretty rad.

always,
unemployed lloyd

damn.

eli's most recent post got me thinking alittle...
about racism.

always,
unemployed lloyd

that means bitch, you got shitted on

OL DIRTY BASTARD - CUTTIN' HEADZ

always,
unemployed lloyd

*thanks choimatic

hes back

i dont usually put new shit up. in fact im way against it but this new usher is so tuff. someone definitely pushed the self destruct button on their career. this cant posibly be his first single. so risky. looses steam after a while but im not mad tho. get eeeemmm usher!!!!

usher - that girl right there

always,
unemployed lloyd

an IM conversation with an old black guy

ME: no, but i hooked up with one last week
OBG: does that mean fucked?
OBG: cause im to old for kissing
ME: bj
OBG: i have to put my thumb there ass
ME: haha.
ME: yea me too
ME: otherwise its still 3rd base
OBG: lol

always,
unemployed lloyd

*kidding..kinda

how i spent my day

between finding the awesomest video on youtube (above) and the cosby show episodes on on youtube id say the internet definitely won today. lucky for me the day is not over yet so...game on.

always,
unemployed lloyd

pure uncut awesome.

via james (my roomate)

always,
unemployed lloyd

observations.

after much recommendation from me my brother finally watched the wizard yesterday for the first time. he made a point about how once you get past the hype its basically a straight bite of rain man. "rain man for kids." ha. he was joking when he said this but ive never heard a more spot on observation in my life. the plot is next to identical when u think about it. autistic kid with freakish skill escapes institution with help of brother to travel across country betting money in hopes of winning huge video game championship in california (or something like that). its like rain man with out a gambling problem. after looking into the movies further i realize the wizard came out almost a year and 2 days after rain man. somethings not right here. im calling bullshit on the wizard. as much as i appreciate it shaping my childhood it would have been nice if someone pointed out id been watching diet rain man the whole time. ive clearly put too much thought into this. ha. im done now.

always,
unemployed lloyd