halloween

first black president.

my costume 1
your costume 0

always,
unemployed lloyd

screen savers from big fun and bike kill.

coming soon.

always,
unemployed lloyd

a conversation with woody...

as he sat 2 feet from me.

always,
unemployed lloyd

just because im sick..

doesnt mean the party has to stop there.
People Don't Dance No More presents: A Disco Special
with DJ sets by
Robot Blair (PDDNM/Music For Robots)
Unemployed Lloyd (Turntable Lab)
Dan Balis (Escort)
Andy Butler from Hercules & Love Affair (DFA)
Mike Simonetti (Troubleman Unlimited/Italians Do It Better)

Saturday Nov 3rd - Glasslands
$5 w/ RSVP to discospecial@gmail.com // $7 at the door

come!

always,
unemployed lloyd

*also i'll be on eastvillageradio.com again tomorrow from 2-4. tune in. il be playing a "i wish i wasnt sick anymore set" yay.

so money.

andy and i both just signed colt modeling contracts so this thirsday might be the last big fun party for a while. get involved!

always,
unemployed lloyd

satur(day)

this requires maximum involvement.
im going to the shack today to do some welds on the whip. my former roomate paul is in the process of building a bmx with charriot. might could get awesome. pics coming.

always,
unemployed lloyd

oh, and one half of my costume came today. its a real winner.

happy birthday ryan.

check 31 years of life off his list of talents please.

always,
unemployed lloyd

only two days until...

the biggest fun.this was when thomas dolby came in and shit on everybody. id record the record and the dub on the flip but i have to go to the post office, buy clippers so i can cut my own hair, cop some shoes for my costume and go to some thrift store in midtown that has dollar house records. i also dont really feel like it anyway.

always,
unrmployed lloyd

mundane mondays (kinda)

i know right.

*bonus: an oldy but goody

always,
unemployed lloyd

thanks sinead

the limit

not everyone can go there. its an art form. last night i hung out with blu jemz, ronnie darko and friends. with in an hour i saw a tv get thrown at my friend contra and the bouncer from max fish run after blu jemz as he rode off in a cab. you gotta give it up for blu jemz for consistantly pushing the limit while pushing it to the limit. he's clearly mastered the craft. i tried to bounce before it got crazy but got tackled and punched in the stomach. i bet you cant guess who did that.

always,
unemployed lloyd

ps. happy birthday darko and chan.

*the anthem

bubble vests

not around me you dont.

always,
unemployed lloyd

hey u

always,
unemployed lloyd

god bless roger yamaha.

i havent a single bad thing about this guy. like me to black people roger yamaha makes japanese people look good. he was in new york for less days then i can count with the fingers on one hand but it was magical. brief but real. the way it should be. we love you roger yamaha. stay classy.

hes got a website. check it out.

always,
unemployed lloyd

ZED - PLASTIC LOVE EASY EDIT

i like this song. you probably wont hear this at big fun though. sorry

halloweener

after bike kill if your not at the chicken hut u better be here. i dont doubt il be pretty deep in the cups before this party even starts. whatever....details!

always,
unemployed lloyd

come to my crib tonight.

so good.

via haycock

always,
unemployed lloyd

ps. if youre in LA this sunday and next drop by the Do Over. i go every time im in town and even got to dj there earlier in the summer along with peanut butter wolf (who blogged about it), diplo and arabian prince. even the roc came through. it was easially one of the better parties ive dj'd all year. anyway, theres two more parties left until next summer. get involved.

200

wow. post 200.
i was gonna put up a picture of my balls but decided to put up a shot of blu jemz instead. hes awesome. at any given moment you can find him pumping his fist in the air or scouring a party for his sunglasses. he said (his words) he plans to move back to new york and right all the wrongs this place has become. if theres any one person that can do that i dont doubt its him.

PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!

barabas - sexy lady(blujemz edit)

catch him and roger yamaha (second cousins) playing together for the first time in a long time tonight @ rebel.these guys are responsible for probably one of best mixes to come out in the last 10 years. quote me on that. COME!

always,
unemployed lloyd

when your done with cmj..

HOLLER AT ME.
i consider today the beginning of a count down. a seven day count down until the roc and my BIG FUN party is underway. i blog alot so when ever i put a flyer up it kinda gets lost in the shuffle. however i wanna see you all there. i could just repost it everyday but i feel like thats kinda lame. instead i figure everyday il put up a new mp3 of something you may or may not hear next week. some fast stuff, some mellow stuff (this one mellow) and some inbetween. basically stuff i wouldnt mind hearing on the 205 system. who knows maybe you wouldnt mind hearing it too. get involved people.

BO KOOL - MONEY NO LOVE

always,
unemployd lloyd

199 posts!

i love my friends pt 6

meet james. my friend and future roomate. aside from giving me a place to live in fort greene come november james is a great dj, a rad guy and way more epic then you. the first night i met him was at a party at my friends loft in bushwick. he was peeing in the sink. he also rode his bike from clinton hill (brooklyn) to san francisco once. no big deal right? wrong!

always,
unemployed lloyd

ps. get used to his face along with a whole new cast of characters. im moving soon and im in love. kidding.

oh and if you care to meet him he'll be at bike kill on the 27th. get involved.


kinda crazy right. come if anything to see how white people acted before slavery. thats why i go.

jeah!

classic

the og double d (dirt dog)get em!!!

always,
unemployed lloyd

*speaking of double d (dunkin doughnuts) i miss living next to one. it was definitely one of the high points of my day. might need to get involved with one real soon.

lazy boy = man

i was contemplating dropping a grip on a lazy boy instead of a bed when i move into my apt. ive wanted one as long as could remember. that and some really good slippers on some simple life shit. im way into that stuff. i dont doubt if this blog and/or television show im working on doesnt take me anywhere im trading the citylife in for a cabin in the woods with running water. quote me on that.

always,
unemployed lloyd

ebay

i sure hope this comes with this otherwise 12,000 seems like a total waste. correct me if im wrong.

always,
unemployed lloyd

*thanks tom

white people wednsday w/ the help of a black guy

JAGO - IM GOING TO GO (FRANKIE KNUCKLES REMIX)

always,
unemployed lloyd

new york tonight

theres no shortage of salt when dj contra's in town. see him here tonight.in reference to the miami post (3 down) below.

always,
unemployed lloyd

SAVE THE DATE

ROCTAKON & I RETURN FOR THE SECOND INSTALLMENT OF BIG FUN. YOURE EITHER IN OR OUT WITH THIS ONE. I'LL BRING THE WHISTLES IF YOU BRING THE BODIES. IVE GAINED SOME WEIGHT SO I WONT BE TAKING MY SHIRT OFF BUT I DID START SHAVING AGAIN. COME SEE.

ALWAYS,
UNEMPLOYED LLOYD

blu jemz.

more like who jemz?

always,
unemployed lloyd

"you owe me royalties on your whole life nigga!" - blu jemz

pictures from the weekend.

shout outs to..jake "i had no friends in high school" jeffersonsam the man with the deformed hand and a hot ass girlfrandin"i know where the after party isnt"ducemalibujuanito aka dj soulbenington matt "yeah man" cashand crew for making this past weekend a blast.

thank you miami.

always,
unemployed lloyd

*omd

totes.

ok so my friend asked me what i thought about totes bags because he was considering buying one. i didn't think much of it and told him whatever. that was a week ago. after sitting in an airport for 2 hours today i realized i should have told him not get a tote bag. men with tote bags is such a bad look for so many reasons. particularly because it degrades us. like i feel like there's this whole conspiracy where women encourage us to look like pussy's while they plot to take over the world behind our backs. in order for this not to happen sometimes a mans gotta be a fucking man pit stains and all. what ever happened to the male swagger? now you got all these dudes prancing around pretending to be pigeon toed. don't get me wrong, im all for some tight jeans. i like when a chick can see/touch my dick. however, a man shouldn't want a tote bag he should want a blow job and a steak (at the same time). a man shouldn't have these underwear in every color. he should secretly wish he had the balls to rob a bank or was a single parent struggling to give his son the life he never had (think will smith in the pursute of happiness) . they (women) are winning at the moment and before you know it men will be obsolete. only good for fixing cars and painting houses in our plunging v necks. im not going for it. this country is on the verge of change. however, its completely preventable but its gotta start with the tote bag. are we gonna be men or fucking pussies about this? oh, and that girl at american apparel who said you look cute in your tote bag? she's totally in on it.

over and out,
unemployed lloyd

on the topic of totes i recently found out what "totes" means. so underwelming.

oh, and i really think ive stumbled onto some serious inside conspiracy shit. dont be suprised if i end up dead somewhere.

look mom...

no cut offs.

always,
unemployed lloyd

miami does new york (cmj)

come.

always,
unemployed lloyd

mr telephone man

answering machine - call me mr telephone

always,
unemployed lloyd

blogging from miami.

the real reason you love your laptop so much. admit it.

always,
unemployed lloyd

blogging from miami.

one of the more informative blog posts ive read in sometime.more people should write like this.

*thanks sinead

always,
unemployed lloyd

ha

i cant put my finger on why but the idea of jon lovitz having an actual myspace page (updates and all) cracks me up. add him.i did.

always,
unemployed lloyd

miami

im still here.

always,
unemployed lloyd

jake projecting

always,
unemployed lloyd

blogging from miami.

i finally made it. yay! if you need me il be in dade county by da beach.

always,
unemployed lloyd

*btw staying at xaviers (right) house is like being on the real world.

blogging from the airport pt 1

the friendzone.
i cant remember the last time i had this problem. i think its because i have a fucking spine. however, everynow and then i find myself more tired then drunk and saying the most ridiculous things for the sake of saying them. it happens. anyway, heres what you do if youre ever in friendzone situation. you wanna bone but she wants to be friends. so next time youre at a bar and she wants a drink get it for her, bring it over, dump it on her head and bounce. let her call you (she will, youre "friends!"). if she does game on. if you play your cards right youll be clipping the trim in no time. try it. youll be suprised how good things like this work. show her your dangerous. grrrr!!!

always,
unemployed lloyd

blogging from the airport pt 2

KAT MANDU - I WANNA DANCE

always,
unemployed lloyd

blogging from the airport pt 3

so i missed my initial flight to miami this morning because i got robbed. well kinda. so my flight was at 830. i got home from my gig around 5, packed my clothes and records, aim'd the roc for a bit then took off in the direction of the local car service. on my way i ran into a on duty yellow cab and decided to ride with him instead. i didnt have any dough so i told him to drop me off on atlantic and court so i could use the atm at the sovereign bank. im assuming the driver had just started working cus he seemed easily agitated. it was obvious he was in no mood to drive me to the airport. so we roll up to the bank, i run in, withdraw enough money for the weekend and come out only to find my cab had taken off with my computer and a bag of records. my heart stopped cus i new i just fucked up. i waited five minutes hoping for the best while the realization that id just been robbed sunk in. i freaked. never in my life had i felt more defeated. anyway, 10 minutes go by and it becomes obvious hes not coming back. i run into the store across from the bank and ask them if they had or new of a camera facing the street. i figure if i could get a number on the cab im straight right. no luck. at this point my brain slows down and i get super calm. hoping for the best is out of the question so i call the police. so im talking to a dispatcher from the police station and all of the sudden my cabby rolls up. OH MY GOD! i screamed on him. i was so pissed. apparently i was right about him not wanting to take me to the airport. he saw me getting out to get cash as his opportunity to jet. he said he was unaware my stuff was in the back and would be willing to give me deal on the ride if i didnt report him. i wanted to tell him to fuck off but i asked for half off instead. he said ok and were we on our way. damn. lesson learned. and all this at 6 im the morning too. im riding my bike next time.

blogging from the airport pt 4

theres nothing i value more in this world then a nice ass. not necessarily a huge ass but a nice ass. its almost like my kryptonite. ive done some foul shit on the account of ass. from dating my best friends ex right after they broke up to telling some chick at a bar i was a soccor player from florida in town for a banquet. seriously, you better have a steller fucking attitude if youre lacking and even then dont expect it to last very long. its kinda like a requirement. everything else (looks, breast, lungs) is secondary. my lip quivers at the thought. im just that hooked. so hooked in fact when a girl passes me like clockwork i look back and dont even realize im doing it. in carroll gardens i look back before they pass so i dont look like a total creep. moms got dumps out there. "ass so phat you can see it from the front...of a baby carriage" ha. being in miami wont help either. all the girls are built like scaled down black tail models. even the asians got extra padding. basically what im trying to say is im an ass man and because of this i could never live in la. ever! im done now.

always,
unemployed lloyd

blogging from the airport pt 5

im in orlando due to a 3 hour lay over. my least favorite city in the world. gross.

always,
unemployed lloyd

finally...

someone figures out a way to eliminate the need for women all together. get on this guys level. he definitely looking to the future. i dont even think you can call this gay.


always,
unemployed lloyd

btw

i saw this on tv the other night. not to hate but am i the only one who thought this was a shitty song? i mean i get it, it just does nothing for me. i literally get the opposite of a boner everytime i hear it. i cant front tho. its kinda ill that theyre taking raffi music to the next level. however, il probably get alot of shit for saying this but this song was clearly made with dumb people in mind. correct me if im wrong.

always,
unemployed lloyd

its kinda going down this weekend

i'll be in miami again doing it bigger then last time for matt cash's birthday. if your in miami come out and personally tell me to update my blog more often. i wont get mad this time i promise. ha. dont be fooled by the flyer this partys gonna be epic.

PICS FROM CONTRAPALOOZA
(of blu "push it to the limit" jemz aka the oj simpson of dj's)you can almost hear him screaming in this one.ha.

and for those of you stuck in new york this friday superfamily are getting loose at don hills again complete with open bar from 1130 to 1. get involved!

always,
unemployed lloyd