Thursday, October 11, 2007

CARROLL GARDENS

SUCKS.
theres 101 reasons why i havent blogged as much as i used to and living in carroll gardens with woody for the last 2 weeks definitely hasnt helped. this is probably one of the most uninspiring neighborhoods ive ever been in. i know i havent got my shit together in fact il be the first to admit that. however, i dont need to be reminded of this every 2 blocks when i see a "happy" couple with child and dog. i feel so uncomfortable here. like im a threat to their way of life or something. is this where hipsters go to die, buy baby carriages and dry clean their jeans? how can anyone under the age of 30 (woody) live here? its so depressing. actually i know why. its because the the water pressure in woodys shower is fucking incredible. it keeps me coming back. i dont think ive ever been in a shower that shoots so much water per second. i think its illegal. how could something so dirty make me feel so clean? almost makes this neighborhood tolerable. ha. i showered today (i always shower on thursday) and it was phenomenal.

always,
unemployed lloyd

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The appeal of living in CG definitely went away when Halcyon moved away.

Spiderman said...

You don't KNOW the WEST CARROLL GARDENS. >:P

)))::(((

Anonymous said...

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you shower bi weekly

luv
the enormous jew