question.

why is the breakdown at the end of justin timberlake's love stoned like the most amazing thing to happen to modern music in the last 30 years? correct me if im wrong but its kinda awesome. tiesto thinks so too. so much he had to make it his. fuck yea tiesto.

always,
unemployed lloyd

tiesto feat justin timberlake - lovestoned remix

late breaking news.

im not one to gossip but my male escort friend bon polo gave me some info worth sharring. i cant disclose specifics out of respect for the parties involved but i will say this much. youre gonna hear alot from trent lott in the next couple weeks. mark my words.

always,
unemployed lloyd

yes fucking way.

snoop dogg - sexual seduction (eruption?)

always,
unemployed lloyd

full video HERE

saturday miami.

come.

always,
unemployed lloyd

the last days.

i think my computers gonna die tonight. its like 80 years old in laptop years. i cant even answer my myspace messages without it shutting off. for those of you who instant message me, you know the deal. ha. you think my spellings bad right? well, theres a reason for that. my computer cant handle spell check. it flips out and re-boots when i apply it. i feel like tonight is that night. light candles, say a prayer, donate even. just dont let me be without a computer. i need my it. see. its all i have. goodnight i can do. goodbye makes me teary eyed.

always,
unemployed lloyd

jesse saunders - on & on

shout outs to dan, doug, alex, josh and benington tonight. jeah

getting awesome pt 2

just went online and bought a new (as in my old one broke) siren for my room. its an upgrade from my last one which means its should be louder (think 205). it was fairly cheap considering how hardbody it is. if i was you id cop one. they make for great sound effects when practicing and/or relaxing in your room. im not the greatest with wiring electronics however attaching it to my alarm clock doesnt seem that out of the questions. im getting awesome this year.

always,
unemployed lloyd

happy saturday the 24th

always,
unemployed lloyd

ps. if some sends you a link to the bme pain olympics clip dont watch it. it supposed to be the new two girls one cup. its not tho. its far worst.

getting awesome.

fuck what you heard. winter is the new summer and i havent a single bad thing to say about my game right now. im definitely having the most fun. for those that know me im full of shit again so watch out. matter fact the only difference between my game right now and a bucket of bullshit is a bucket. you wanna hate me but you cant cause you love me too much. i understand, i cant help what ive become. i left the crib with no money tonight and came home with 5 dollars and a stomach full of alcohol. i got awesome. at one point i picked up my jacket while talking to a girl and pennies fell out. what might have stopped you dead in your tracks wasnt even a small speed bump on the back road to the danger zone. come get awesome with me if anything to keep warm. you can come to my crib and i can show you how i live. fuck it, i was told not to leak it but i even got sex tape coming out. heres the preview. oh, and i even found a new camera i can lose. jeah.

her: why should i come over? give me one good reason.
me: think of it as an invesment. let me protect you.
her: from what?
me: terrorists

always,
unemployed lloyd

happy hanksgiving...

from unemployment enjoyment.

love,
unemployed lloyd

the greatest mashup that never was...

so around the height of all the mashness (2002 - 2004?) i was working at the lab with the woodman. during this time we'd throw lame brain mash up ideas back and fourth to break up the monotony of our jobs. all pretty shitty with exception of this one that i was reminded of while shelving my records today. basically, im not sure who came up with it (id like to say it was me), but it involved mashing  eric claptons "tears in heaven"(a song about his dead son) with baby's "what happened to that boy". however mean the fact that eric claptons son fell out of a building and the corus to "what happened.." references birds chirping and has the phrase "what happened to that boy" almost leads me to believe baby may have had eric clapton's song in mind when he made his anyway. woody and i were simply finishing what had been started. we got as far putting the inst to "what happened.." over "tears.."(which i have on 12") only to find out the different bpm's made it impossible. oh well. it was still way better then anything you ever thought of. correct me if im wrong.

always,
unemployed lloyd

speaking of eric clapton. did you know theres a promo 12" of "cocaine" on white vinyl? pretty awesome right. ive got 2.

fuck me.

remember that camera i lost and got back? well while riding on the manhattan bridge it fell out of my pocket and into the east river. yea, i know. jamal from super family said i could use his. i responded by saying, "why, so i can loose yours too?" so much for karma. maybe il get lucky, it'll wash up to shore in fully working condition, someone will recognize my face from the pics and run into me in the street again. or not. ha. anyway, game on. im gonna see if i cant pull a camera out of my ass for thanksgiving. im eating dinner in koreatown. should be petty interesting.

always,
unemployed lloyd

moving weight

TWO TONS OF FUN - I GOT THE FEELING DICKY TERREL EDIT

always,
unemployed lloyd

*so good

re:cap of the re:up party

in my opinion the best picture of the night.bet you cant tell whos tripping on mushrooms...

more pictures from friday

always,
unemployd lloyd

speaking of mushrooms, ive told this story a million times but it still makes me laugh. so the first time i did mushrooms i was in memphis with my friend lucy (shes rad). anyway, im at the hieght of my high and were walking through a field to get her house. the field clearly hadnt been taken care of so the deeper we walk the longer the grass gets. this isnt a big deal but because im shrooming i freak out, stop, back up and have to walk around the field because i manage to convince myself im shrinking when in actuality the grass is just getting taller. ha. not my best stuff, i know. still awesome tho.

ps. if re:up throws a party. go.

DUDE!!

youre supposed to commit suicide after the terrorist attack. theres no point in doing it before. thats like 101. everybody knows that.

always,
unemployed lloyd

quik question?

ever been torn between who sodas so you press the both buttons at the same time letting the machine make the decision for you only to end up bummed with the choice it makes?

no?
nevermind then.

always,
unemployed lloyd

fingers inc is better then you

yea, you too!

FINGERS INC - A PATH

always,
unemployed lloyd

2 things.

first off. if youve got any extra orgins, donate them. i did and in return im getting my camera back tomorrow. remember the one i lost? well, whom ever found it must have went through the pictures because i was recognized in the street not to long ago. a young lady came up to me and said her friend has my camera. i asked how she new it was mine and she replied by saying either its your camera or someone likes to take a shit ton of pictures of you. ha. anyway, she gave me the number of the guy who found it and tomorrow if all goes well i'll get my camera back. having great karma rules.

second. i never thought id say this but ive got a job working for the CIA (kinda). its temp and its in the navy yard which is pretty cool because not only is it 4 blocks away from my apt but i now have an ID that allows me to go into the navy yard when ever i want with guests even. whos up for an adventure? basically my friend paul called me last week and said he needed help at his job. i figured if he's calling me for help then he must really need it. so im helping. it only last the week so rest assure i'll be unemployed again in no time. more on my new job when i get my camera. its pretty rad.

always,
unemployed lloyd

damn.

eli's most recent post got me thinking alittle...
about racism.

always,
unemployed lloyd

that means bitch, you got shitted on

OL DIRTY BASTARD - CUTTIN' HEADZ

always,
unemployed lloyd

*thanks choimatic

hes back

i dont usually put new shit up. in fact im way against it but this new usher is so tuff. someone definitely pushed the self destruct button on their career. this cant posibly be his first single. so risky. looses steam after a while but im not mad tho. get eeeemmm usher!!!!

usher - that girl right there

always,
unemployed lloyd

an IM conversation with an old black guy

ME: no, but i hooked up with one last week
OBG: does that mean fucked?
OBG: cause im to old for kissing
ME: bj
OBG: i have to put my thumb there ass
ME: haha.
ME: yea me too
ME: otherwise its still 3rd base
OBG: lol

always,
unemployed lloyd

*kidding..kinda

how i spent my day

between finding the awesomest video on youtube (above) and the cosby show episodes on on youtube id say the internet definitely won today. lucky for me the day is not over yet so...game on.

always,
unemployed lloyd

pure uncut awesome.

via james (my roomate)

always,
unemployed lloyd

observations.

after much recommendation from me my brother finally watched the wizard yesterday for the first time. he made a point about how once you get past the hype its basically a straight bite of rain man. "rain man for kids." ha. he was joking when he said this but ive never heard a more spot on observation in my life. the plot is next to identical when u think about it. autistic kid with freakish skill escapes institution with help of brother to travel across country betting money in hopes of winning huge video game championship in california (or something like that). its like rain man with out a gambling problem. after looking into the movies further i realize the wizard came out almost a year and 2 days after rain man. somethings not right here. im calling bullshit on the wizard. as much as i appreciate it shaping my childhood it would have been nice if someone pointed out id been watching diet rain man the whole time. ive clearly put too much thought into this. ha. im done now.

always,
unemployed lloyd

coming soon...

in large to triple xtra large sizes only.

always,
unemployed lloyd

a myspace bulletin from hirsute pursuit

Okay. After hundreds of requests, I have now put up 4 Songs from the cd:

That Hole Belongs To Me.

Yeah, every song that can be played on my page is now from the cd so you can taste it.

Remember, you can only purchase the cd directly from my MySpace page!

I also put up new pictures of me for every song.

Hope that satisfies you for a while.

Grrr . . .
Harley Phoenix

wow. when you get a chance check him out here. peep "cock thoughts" on his myspace player. it was the song on my page for just under 6 months. its a banger. im a fan.

always,
unemployed lloyd

"half my top 8 are actually bottoms i think" - unemployed lloyd

more screen savers

any time.

always,
unemployed lloyd

i love crazy women

anne clark - our darkness

always,
unemployed lloyd

so good

my brother

ive been in dc the last couple days stealing towels and sheets from my mother for my new apt. when im there if im not watching cable im usually kicking it with my brother killaminjaro mcniggeburger (nickname given by father). hes rad. nothing short of epic. anyway, we were driving through the neighborhood yesterday and hit a red light. i hopped out the car and started dancing as to simulate ghost riding. we laughed and i got back in the car. my brother being the competitive person he is could resist topping me. so when we rolled up to my moms house he told me to get out. he then pulled into the middle of the street got out his car and began to ghost ride. it wouldnt have been a big deal if we didnt live on a hill. not a big hill but a street with enough incline to make ghostriding next to impossible. long story short my brother lost control of his car, it hit a fire hydrant, then hopped on to the side walk nearly totaling are neighbors fence only to eventually stop in the middle of their yard. my heart was beating so loud you could almost hear it. he pretty much came close to destroying his car. it was awesome. hes awesome.

speaking of hydrants my dad (king of the derelicts) used to to keep a hydrant in his trunk. he would leave it on the side walk when he wanted to save a parking space. also awesome.

always,
unemployed lloyd

ps. its always funny when u pay the price for making dumb decisions. like the time i broke my front tooth and nose doing no handers on a pogostick or when i cut my leg on a hood ornament while sliding accross the hood of a car (think dukes of hazzard). i had to get stiches. its like...what did you think was gonna happen?

quik reminder. tonight.

im dj'ing tonight @ glasslands. from 11 to 12 i think but i will be hanging out all night. have a drink, a smoke a hug and a hand shake. i moved into my new apt yesterday. celebrate with me. come.


People Don't Dance No More presents: A Disco Special
with DJ sets by
Robot Blair (PDDNM/Music For Robots)
Unemployed Lloyd (Turntable Lab)
Dan Balis (Escort)
Andy Butler from Hercules & Love Affair (DFA)
Mike Simonetti (Troubleman Unlimited/Italians Do It Better)

Saturday Nov 3rd - Glasslands
$5 w/ RSVP to discospecial@gmail.com // $7 at the door

Glasslands is 289 Kent ave
btwn south 1st and south 2nd
in williamsburg

always,
unemployed lloyd

cameo

see if you cant spot me.

always,
unemployed lloyd

shark attack 3

if you havent seen it. see it.
always,
unemployed lloyd

*same goes for troll 2

alicia keys...

blows. i get it i just dont like it. one of the cocktail waitresses requested her new song so i played it for the first time tonight. i should have known better. her new song is really shitty. yea shes talented but her music (like that justice song) is clearly made with simple people in mind. in a conversation later that that night the same cocktail waitress told me alicia keys writes her own music. i responded by saying "clearly" in an assholic tone. ha.

always,
unemployed lloyd

feeling like a woman, looking like a man

you gotta love grace jones.

grace jones-walking in the rain

always,
unemployed lloyd

pittL

always,
unemployed lloyd

*btw i totally broke out from sweating in that wig. worth it i think.

yes

heard this in the deli the other day. i almost forgot how awesome this song is. it totally took me somewhere else while waiting for my sandwich to be made. im not even kidding. this song had some serious miles on my ipod before i lost it. i could totally sing this song word for word with my back to a karaoke screen. dare me!
get involved.

always,
unemployed lloyd

damn

i think im gonna start riding my bike more and getting into better spape again. maybe start cutting my hair like this again. beards are lame unless your gonna grow a real one. im talking hair over the lip and everything. it should feel like youre eating a hairy pussy when eating sushi. im in no mood to commit to another beard. i think im gonna do a full body cut today. make everything even.

always,
unemployd lloyd

wtf people

so yea. ive got a hit count on my blog now. mad people read it yet the only people with the balls to admit it are sarah morrison and stretch armstrong (and not even they comment.) i wish i was above other peoples opinions but im not (sue me). im not in need of reassurance. i know im awesome but whats with the lack of comments? are you not entertained? i know i may not blog every day but 50 something posts a month averages to about 1 point something posts a day. wtf people. its like i got a hot mixtape on the street that nobodys buying or something. as far as im concerned mine is the best blog ever. i might be feeling myself when i say this but yea, it kinda is. again, correct me if im wrong.

later,
unemployed lloyd

*oh, and ive never ended any sentance with the word "bitches". example...my blog is amazing bitches. i should get some sort of metal for that. i hate it when people do that. so lame

confessions...

roc. that serato box you let me barrow last thursday? i lost it the same night. yea, i know...not my bes stuff but you can have mine. oh, and that camera you let me barrow for the blog a while back? lost that a day later. when it rains it pours but i got you. ebay, paypal, 189 dollars later its and like it never happened. i just wanted you to know.

always,
unemployed lloyd

ps. only old pics til the new camera comes.
pss. pase. im sorry i couldnt be there for you tonight @ room service. napolean and george washington would have been a mean team but i didnt have it in me to track all the way to 23rd street.

"life can be such a bumbaclot sometimes" - unemployed lloyd