Saturday, June 30, 2007
buying magnum condoms is one of the more humbling things i do from time to time. if i can, i aviod it at every cost. ill get someone else to buy them for me. it makes more sence to stand out in front of duane reade and pay a bum to do it. i know what youre thinking. me and my fucking problems right? buying magnums should be fun. a celebration on size right? wrong. instead i walk up to the counter and get sized up by the clerk on some "yeah right buddy" shit. its like buying liquor with a fake id. your palms are sweaty, your knees are shaking and eventually they end up selling you the liquor after a series of grilling questions but they never really believe youre of age anyway. assholes.
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"Look! im the poonabomber!" - unemployed lloyd
*thank you arab parrot