"good clothes open many doors. go shopping."
what the fuck man! who ever made this fortune cookie is a dick. i appreciate the fact that its a lot less vague then most fortunes however, i dont appreciate being told to step my gear game up by a cookie. if i wanted to be judged id pick up when my father calls. wtf dude! i dont need a fortune cookie to tell me i need new clothes. i already know i need new clothes!
*on a side note i totally picked up and kept a sweater i found on the ground outside of 205 minutes before getting said cookie. ive since tossed it.